Monday, May 08, 2006
Best Posting Yet
Goes to my long lost and oldest friend Geoff Knight. If you didn't get a chance to read it, I have copied it below - as you will see, it is the best post of the year thus far and in my opinion funnier than anything I have written.
Geoff has a legitimate shot of being the closest thing to Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey from American Beauty) of anyone I have ever met, except Geoff is smarter and I do not expect him to get shot by a closeted gay yet homophobic ex military neighbor. He may lust after his daughter's friends.
Great to hear from you brother.
and now the post!
geoff said...
Hey will, i just finished perusing the entirety of your blog postings and i gotta say, funny. not you-getting-hit-in-the-groin-with-a-golfball-during-your-twelfth-birthday-at-that-pitch-and-putt funny, but funny nonetheless. its good to see you're doing well and having fun over there. i could say ive been too busy to read your posts, but the truth is i lost my sister's email with your post address and just today had the opportunity to cruise the web looking for your blog (and smooth vietnamese boys). how was i able to spend my last two hours reading about your last four months? easy. i got fired yesterday. from a job where almost everyone else dropped out of high school. for attending the mandatory health insurance meeting for all employees. you say they're looking for arms salesmen in slovenia eh? so my life sucks the big one now and as such i figure that moving back home to get my life in order may actually make me cooler. i don't know if this will happen (and god i hope it doesn't), but just to be safe, I'm giving away my porn to the crackhead down the street. anyways, just thought i could drop a little rain on the sunny life of an englishman. I'll keep in touch and maybe scratch enough dough together for a long weekend at the end of the summer or in the fall.
PS - i'll bring Chipotle
Geoff has a legitimate shot of being the closest thing to Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey from American Beauty) of anyone I have ever met, except Geoff is smarter and I do not expect him to get shot by a closeted gay yet homophobic ex military neighbor. He may lust after his daughter's friends.
Great to hear from you brother.
and now the post!
geoff said...
Hey will, i just finished perusing the entirety of your blog postings and i gotta say, funny. not you-getting-hit-in-the-groin-with-a-golfball-during-your-twelfth-birthday-at-that-pitch-and-putt funny, but funny nonetheless. its good to see you're doing well and having fun over there. i could say ive been too busy to read your posts, but the truth is i lost my sister's email with your post address and just today had the opportunity to cruise the web looking for your blog (and smooth vietnamese boys). how was i able to spend my last two hours reading about your last four months? easy. i got fired yesterday. from a job where almost everyone else dropped out of high school. for attending the mandatory health insurance meeting for all employees. you say they're looking for arms salesmen in slovenia eh? so my life sucks the big one now and as such i figure that moving back home to get my life in order may actually make me cooler. i don't know if this will happen (and god i hope it doesn't), but just to be safe, I'm giving away my porn to the crackhead down the street. anyways, just thought i could drop a little rain on the sunny life of an englishman. I'll keep in touch and maybe scratch enough dough together for a long weekend at the end of the summer or in the fall.
PS - i'll bring Chipotle
