Monday, May 08, 2006
KK
As in Kristy Kettles, was here.
Seen below at a local celebrity event with one of the more successful and attractive members of the Real World London
for the record i'm not taller than KK
also for the record she made it past 7:30 pm...this time
I was kind enough to introduce KK to a little pub close to where I used to go to school. She took to it like Yorke to a free broker lunch.
Joining her was her friend Natalie and Natalie's brother Anthony, who informed me that he "cleans bird shit on tax payer money" for a living. He's in the Air Force stationed outside London and apparently, he does remove bird poo.
We got nicely lit on a Tuesday night, failed on Saturday and unfortunately for KK, we were a bit too successful on Sunday night - and from what was reported, she did not properly prepare her body for transatlantic travel on Monday.
I had a Bank Holiday and slept in. Yak.
More shots from page 6
Seen below at a local celebrity event with one of the more successful and attractive members of the Real World London
for the record i'm not taller than KK
also for the record she made it past 7:30 pm...this time
I was kind enough to introduce KK to a little pub close to where I used to go to school. She took to it like Yorke to a free broker lunch.
Joining her was her friend Natalie and Natalie's brother Anthony, who informed me that he "cleans bird shit on tax payer money" for a living. He's in the Air Force stationed outside London and apparently, he does remove bird poo.
We got nicely lit on a Tuesday night, failed on Saturday and unfortunately for KK, we were a bit too successful on Sunday night - and from what was reported, she did not properly prepare her body for transatlantic travel on Monday.
I had a Bank Holiday and slept in. Yak.
More shots from page 6
