Monday, April 23, 2007
LAMB JAM 2007
You've really done it this time. You let the shortest, stubbiest, best looking guy you know go to London, only to find yourself invited to another Lamb Roast classic. Your failure to get yourself off this invite list is only second to the fact that a lot of you once read this very blog. You thought to yourself, "gee, I wonder what adventure Will is up to in London. I should read it at work instead of bettering my own career." Since you have proven you are a glutton for punishment, I've got just the thing. Fire. Meat. Booze. Pool. Dogs. Larry David. Some of you might call those last items plagues. We call them ingredients to what is typically one of the most unhealthy days of the year.
When: JULY 14 to July 15
Where: Wellsville, Pennsylvania
What: A central PA ritual
Why: Besides the obvious reasons, this year we will be crowning the winners of the Miss Lamb Roast and King of All Lamb contests. Get your talent(s) ready for to be judged by a panel of lowlifes. Stoop low.
And by ritual, I mean get all necessary shots before making the trek. In addition, it would be wise to bring a tent and other camp gear because this year, although our bodies have aged poorly (let's be honest, most of us are not exactly open casket material), the plan is to rough it in the yard. For those with the gentlest of bottoms, there are some B&B's nearby. You better find one soon. And if you're gonna be that guy who arrives in a Winnebago, just be sure to bring enough coked-out failed models for the rest of us.
Please join if available. Post on the blog or or shoot me an email if you are able to make it.
When: JULY 14 to July 15
Where: Wellsville, Pennsylvania
What: A central PA ritual
Why: Besides the obvious reasons, this year we will be crowning the winners of the Miss Lamb Roast and King of All Lamb contests. Get your talent(s) ready for to be judged by a panel of lowlifes. Stoop low.
And by ritual, I mean get all necessary shots before making the trek. In addition, it would be wise to bring a tent and other camp gear because this year, although our bodies have aged poorly (let's be honest, most of us are not exactly open casket material), the plan is to rough it in the yard. For those with the gentlest of bottoms, there are some B&B's nearby. You better find one soon. And if you're gonna be that guy who arrives in a Winnebago, just be sure to bring enough coked-out failed models for the rest of us.
Please join if available. Post on the blog or or shoot me an email if you are able to make it.
